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Mar. 18th, 2013 09:04 pm
candothat: (Lensflare)
[Chekov has been maintaining radio silence since the fifteenth. The rampant alcohol-induced misery in the City, however, prompts a network post.]

Celebrations yesterday, vomiting in the streets today. It feels like the first of January.

My father has told me many ways to cure a hangover--some of the ways are ridiculous--so I will share his better suggestions. Drink pickle brine; the potassium, magnesium, and electrolytes will help. Mineral water is good, too, as is kvass, but I don't know there to find that in the City. If these don't help, jump into a very cold body of water. The cold should be enough of a distraction to make you forget your other miseries.

[There's an uncertain pause.]

Also, I have a question.

I realize that, normally, actions taken during curses are to be forgiven. What if a cursed action is encouraged or preceded by uncursed actions? Say--and this is only an example--two friends have an argument, and that becomes a fight. Maybe the fight is somewhat violent, but not so bad until the curse takes hold and one of the participants does something extreme. When uncursed and cursed are close like that, how do you know where one turns into the other? Is there a time when a cursed action is not forgivable?

[He clears his throat. It's a troubling topic, which is why he feels a need to end on an entirely different note.]

Pickle brine for hangovers. Remember that. You heard it from a Russian, and a Russian never lies about these things.


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Jun. 10th, 2012 06:00 am
candothat: (Smile: Pleased)
City, if I may have your attention, please.

[Chekov is seated at a table (the kitchen table in the house he shares with Howl, Sophie, Tessa, and Peter, to be precise) with a serious expression on his face. For the purpose of this post, he is annunciating very carefully.]

I have noticed, in both this time and my own, that my homeland is not well understood or appreciated by those who are not familiar with the Russian Federation. I am proud of my country, as I think that some have noticed. Sometimes, when I am joking, I say things about Russia that are not entirely true. Today, I’m not joking. I am serious now when I say that there is no place in the known galaxy that is better than Russia.

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